I've Got Nuthin'

So, my wedding is in something like 73 days (YAY!!) and I'd been on a search for something witty to put on our t-shirts for the ceremony. For those of you who don't know, we're getting married in Vegas, by Elvis and it's super casual (hence the t-shirts). We've been trying to come up with something sassy that would tie the t-shirts together (like I have a ball on mine and he has a chain), but I think we've finally settled on these:

Time is running short and I feel like I keep procrastinating on ordering them, and we really do need something that's appropriate since our parents and children will be watching via webcast, we're running out of ideas.